Hot Plates n Knee Length PVC Boots
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-7 deg C
At dinner they were having some hot plate died meat dish n the whole place started to smell , now my clothes smell like that cooked died animal and its too cold to take a shower..fatal even... so I will go to bed smelling like someone's dinner tonight and tomorrow if I wake up too late I will have to go to work smelling like now.
I hope they don't terminate my contract due to the smell but if they do then so whaaaaat. I don''t realli care about the contract anyway and it's not my fault that Charlie Chan sitting at the next table decided to eat some poor died animal on a sizzling hot plate.
I actually have Greeeat natural body odour, all the Gers say so..even the ones I don't need to pay to say n do nice things but it can't compare to the overwhelming stink from the sizzle sizzle hot plate smoking the whole place up like a malfunctioning fog machine in some laser lighted disco.
Today we stopped at the gas station and a tour bus rolled in... Smoking my ciggy I couldnt help but see some poor motion sickness suffering Ger step off the bus..stagger..stagger and commence to puke right there and then... she must have ate something white cos the puke was really white, I couldnÂ’t help but notice as it was just pouring out of her mouth directly onto her knee length pvc boots. I wanted to go up and comfort her but was thinking it would be an embarrassing sight if I slipped on her snow white puke.
ThereÂ’s no heating in dis el cheapo hyatt wannabe hotel so I will have to wear 3 pairs of underwear to keep my willy warm. But then that would mean I will not have enough clean underpants for the week so I guess I will have to wear stale underwear and hope I don't get into a situation where I have to strip down to them...but then again, if that happens it would mean I will not be getting any whooopee and that would really be bad.
They say its going to get colder tomorrow.. I wonder at what temperature does beer stop flowing? And when it does stop flowing can I just shake the big gulp like beer flavored stuff out of the can into my mouth...guess I'll just have to try right?
I should actually find someone to help keep me warm but than again she might have also sat at some smoking sizzle sizzle hot plate dinner and smell as bad as me, now that would be really unbearable wouldnÂ’t it? -
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Ur LB shrink at 7 degree si boi?
Tell u so many times alreadi...keep message no longer than 3 sentence...ROGER OVER ?
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Roger is making beautiful love with his wife right now, and is unable to cum over....
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Roger's wife used to be a manOriginally posted by laurence82:Roger is making beautiful love with his wife right now, and is unable to cum over.... -
1. KOriginally posted by kops21:Ur LB shrink at 7 degree si boi?
Tell u so many times alreadi...keep message no longer than 3 sentence...ROGER OVER ?
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Ok...point taken...Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:1. K
2. N
3. S
Next time got long story...please put a summary either in front or behind not more than 3 sentences for folks like kops21....
Tango Yankee....Out... -
omg...Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:Roger's wife used to be a man
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n Roger used to be RuthieOriginally posted by laurence82:omg... -
Sex story for KopsOriginally posted by kops21:Next time got long story...please put a summary either in front or behind not more than 3 sentences for folks like kops21....
Tango Yankee....Out...
1. She came over
2. He came
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He didnt say 3 SHORT sentences..walau....Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:Sex story for Kops
1. She came over
2. He came
3. She left 