Sex Jokes......
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"I heard LeftBallBigger has a BIG dick.." said the pretty & innocent wide-eyed sleepycat...
"Oh... you mean she has gone for the op?!" exclaimed Forumite XXX82 -
nabeiz.....Originally posted by sleepycat:"I heard LeftBallBigger has a BIG dick.." said the pretty & innocent wide-eyed sleepycat...
"Oh... you mean she has gone for the op?!" exclaimed Forumite XXX82 -
An old man married Marlene.
On their wedding night, he showed 5 fingers to his young wife.
Marlene: Ooh darling! 5 times?
Old man: No dear, choose which one do u prefer to start with. -
2 prositutes were in a taxi on their way hm after work.
Pros 1: i smell sperm!
Pros 2: Sorry, i burped. -
A prositute goes to deposit a $100 bill in a bank.
The teller says: Sorry madam. This note is a fake.
Oh no! exclaimed the prositute.
"I have been raped!" -
" Your secretary said publicly that you have a small penis,
would u like to comment on this?"
The truth is that she has a Big Mouth! -
A Japanese gal accidentally let out a big fart after making love.
She said: Aw, so sollie... exkooz me pleazo...
Flont hole so happy, back hole Laugh Out Loud! -
Mother was scolding daughter:
I dont like the man ur going out with! He is too dumb!
No, momma, she said.
He is going to be a doctor and he has cured me of that illness
that I used to get every month! -
A man went to the chemist to buy 1/4 of a Viagra.
The Chemist said that it would be useless.
The man said,
"I am 70, sex is out of question, I just want to stop peeing on my shoes."