IÂ’m Not In Love, ItÂ’s Just a Hangover
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Left wakes up to the buzz buzz of the vibrate modeÂ…
Head is going thump thump thump to some Kyoto drum beat..
”Left, thanks for last night! You are so sweet!”
“Huh, who’s this? Do I know you? I’m sorry my head is put on backwards today”
“It’s Da, You said you love me! You did! This morning, you mean you were just drunk? You said you going to make me your Sweetheart for life eternal..."
“Huh? Oh Ok Ok I love you, i'm going to Love you Long Long....I really will…what did you say your name was again?”
Head is going thump thump thump to some Kyoto drum beat..
Phone is slammed down at the other end..
“Hello? Hello?”…….. / crawl back to bed……..
Buzz Buzz again the offending piece of plastic goesÂ…
“Ya, Left here”
Head is going thump thump thump to some Kyoto drum beat..
“Hi Left, It’s Sarila, I’m waiting at the crepes place, are you on the way?”
“Ya, I’m on the way sweetheart…just have a nice choco delight crepe while you’re waiting”
Hang up the phoneÂ…/crawl back to bed
Love suxs in the morning doesnÂ’t it?
It's lovely at night but when the Sun comes up...it suxs maximum...
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lol poor LBB
the regular casanova sharing the tribulations of drunk dating -
lol nove...at least I'm not running the marathon with Kops21Originally posted by nove:lol poor LBB
the regular casanova sharing the tribulations of drunk dating
There is a God! -
hey i actually have a friend who's banking on improving his time at a marathon to get the girl he likes to say yes!
and its not even to walk down the aisle.. or even get into his bed
just be his gf only O_O"
what men do for love. tsk tsk -
Men do crazy things for love becos the brain is programmed to give everything up for that little bit of warmth in the heart, ego boosting and security...
All of which can easily be achieved by downing a litre of Johnnie Walker while listening to simply red singing Sunrise......cheaper too...
IMHO...Men fall in love and a couple of years later reality bites....
Realisation sets in that life would be miles better with a rubber doll and a good petite maid... /jk
I got the doll, now all I need to do is find that petite maid who won't kick me awake in the morning to change the sheets..... -
watis a good cure for hangover?i hear tomato juice?
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Sex 3 times in the morning on waking up...Originally posted by Inflammable:watis a good cure for hangover?i hear tomato juice?
after dat you too damn tired to have a hangover.. -
are u LeftBallBigger? does LeftBB stand for that?Originally posted by LeftBB:Left wakes up to the buzz buzz of the vibrate modeÂ…
Head is going thump thump thump to some Kyoto drum beat..
”Left, thanks for last night! You are so sweet!”
“Huh, who’s this? Do I know you? I’m sorry my head is put on backwards today”
“It’s Da, You said you love me! You did! This morning, you mean you were just drunk? You said you going to make me your Sweetheart for life eternal..."
“Huh? Oh Ok Ok I love you, i'm going to Love you Long Long....I really will…what did you say your name was again?”
Head is going thump thump thump to some Kyoto drum beat..
Phone is slammed down at the other end..
“Hello? Hello?”…….. / crawl back to bed……..
Buzz Buzz again the offending piece of plastic goesÂ…
“Ya, Left here”
Head is going thump thump thump to some Kyoto drum beat..
“Hi Left, It’s Sarila, I’m waiting at the crepes place, are you on the way?”
“Ya, I’m on the way sweetheart…just have a nice choco delight crepe while you’re waiting”
Hang up the phoneÂ…/crawl back to bed
Love suxs in the morning doesnÂ’t it?
It's lovely at night but when the Sun comes up...it suxs maximum... -
Yes LeftBallBigger, LBB, LeftBB at your service..Originally posted by foxwalk:are u LeftBallBigger? does LeftBB stand for that?
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